Simple questions, simple answers:
1. Did CBS forge documents about Pres. Bush’s National Guard service? Probably not.
2. Did CBS rush to action on evidence that may have been questionable? Probably.
3. Did the current adminstration do the same thing in the rush to invade Iraq? (rhetorical questions not answered)
4. Will Pres. Bush ever stop chewing on the bottom inside part of his lip? Probably not.
5. Will my hormones change such that the hair growth on my back will magically transfer growth to my head? Probably not.
6. If I acted preemptively and shaved my head, would I still be loved and adored by all? Probably.
7. Would I look strange with my odd shaped bald head? Probably.