As I sit and ponder my root canal tomorrow morning, I’m also wondering who would win in a fight between Chan Marshall (of Cat Power fame) and Beyonce Knowles (Destinty’s Child lead and Jay-Z’s boo). Chan against Neko Case (New Pornographer’s member) would be easy. Neko would fight girly, while Chan would just fuck her up with man-like ferocity. But Chan and Beyonce would be another story. In the end, Beyonce would be on top because she would likely be hiding a razor blade in her mouth somewhere. It would be a good fight regardless.
Maybe not as good as the recent NBA mele, but pretty damn good. To hell with professional sports based solely in the US where they declare themselves “World Champs.” It’s just getting a little lame for my tastes. Truth be told, it has always been quite lame, I just feel like bitching about how useless organized sporting events are, especially the for-profit kind. Who needs them?