ATTN: Employees of Nonesuch Records
January 3rd, 20081. I got my hands on the forthcoming Magnetic Fields record entitled Distortion.
2. I love it.
3. I’m trying to buy tickets to their Somerville show, but hate being pimped on ebay.
4. I was a pimp in a former life.
5. I’m being punished in this life as a result. If you care to change that, let me know.
6. I pre-ordered the album on Amazon. You’re welcome.
7. I’m telling all my friends about it. Again. You’re welcome.